i was driving (IE riding in a car because i dont drive) today listening to movin’ 107.whatever and some crappy R&B song came on the radio with lyrics “1, make you fall love with me; 2 turn you into my rape slave; 3. slap you with only an open hand, 4. repeat steps 1,2,3,” what the fuck is that? repeat steps 1,2,3? thats horribly lazy song writing…why the fuck did slow jams by people like babyface (pictured above) and kc and jo-jo get so fucking popular in the mid-late 90’s/still popular?
I offer one theory that most 40 yr old white women wish they would of slept with a black man before marrying their husbands. And the experience of hearing babyface sing a sweet little ditty is their brief foray into passionate hot bi-racial sex that they have spent most of their married lives wishing they could have. My other theory is that usher just keeps making some unbelievable music that is undeniably amazing, or white girls wish they were fucking black guys (for clarification i probably dont have to say white girls; im sure girls would work just fine).
